Why is there a picture of Snooki on this site?

Who are those 4 guys?

That is like ummm a great like interview there like I like like it ummm and stuff

What a bitch...

Oh great, another author who has probably never heard of this site before and doesn't know how to use the comments....

Also, we need to continually thank Crazy Carl for giving us CHB - one of the best nicknames for a sportswriter ever

At some point we need to start appreciating CHB. He has been the worst sports writer in America (yes worse than Mariotti) for a really long time. That span of suckatude takes some real skill...

Okay then....moving on

Please get an interview with this guy immediately.

Ohio

They used to let white basketball players not only play but start? Wow

Why is there an asterisk on your book? Did you take drugs while creating it?

Oh yeah, these always go so well....

@Phintastic: PEDAL YOU STUPID FUCKING ADOLESCENT, PEDAL BEFORE I RAPE YOU!

Good prediction. Lofty prediction.

No live blog?

Whats a book?

The Orioles are #8? How the hell can you hate the Orioles? Sure I hate the owner....and their bullpen...and their lack of offense...and their W/L record. What was I talking about again?

To be fair, those trolleys are hard to miss. I mean they are only the size of....trolleys.

I dunno, if I make it to that first sand trap, I usually done for the day....