The lawyer forgot to mention that Crittenton is deathly allergic to excrement in shoes...

Dear God, there has to be a warning before male, boxer ass is exposed....

@TheWorldwideLeaderInSharts: Takes me back to the days of snowy Vermont

Has anyone ever received a GOOD handjob?

"Still no name"

entering the ring to the Finnish national anthem

@ohmygodtheykilledkennyrogers: One of the best games that no one talks about. What an ending! DARRELL!!!

Worst.Poop.Story.Ever

You da cow!

This is the type of investigative reporting that careers are built off of. I smell a Pulitzer...or at least a shorty....

"If it were socially acceptable, I'd just use a salad bowl at breakfast."

The term "Natural Selection" comes to mind with this story

W looks a bit coked up, no?

My two year old son regulary hands me the remote and demands that I put on football (in a cute 2yo voice).

@ArkansasFred: My favorite is how he hit a hole-in-one in his first ever round of golf and scored a 42 after 18 holes. What a guy

"This comes as disappointing news to Washington fans who secretly hoped Synder would get run over by a crack-filled Marion Barry and they could start over"

Shouldn't this be called the "PotRoastandGravy Effect"

@MarkKelsosMigraine: See, everything evens out in the end....

Today's winners....Redskin fans

When I think Deadspin, I think Bernanke.