@Gourmet Spud: I think it was more of a Kevin Costner at the beginning of Dances with Wolves approach...

And yet, that game actually seemed shorter than the Jim Cramer/Jon Stewart interview....

@Step aside, Son: Same with me...except that she had sex the night before

@Threat Level: Midnight: That'd be a lot of tatoos

Kobe nods in appreciation

Isn't being on the bench for Butler enough shame for one person?

Will is currently tearing off couch cushions searching for any and all money he can find....

+5 Wags for him

That's shocking. Next you'll tell me that he's only 5'2

@Weed Against Speed:

An interested audience is not walking through that door...

Their master plan was to break into their rooms and put everyone's hands into a cup of water

@Grouper Sandwich: well crap, its one thing to make a bad pun joke...its another thing to get beaten to that same crappy pun joke

Will he have enough Thyme to learn the vikings offense?

It looks like he just ate something that he is allergic to

Your definition of a sexy jockey differs from mine...

What a nickname! "Hey, your from Arizona, so you're now Wildkat".

does not appear to have been designed in three seconds by a first grader.

@Weed Against Speed: The defense is acting fairly ballsy right now

Even by touch? So you mean it has to be done by taste?