No crabcakes? No football?

Sweet, Monty Python! I can't wait to watch this whole zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

tj

+9 Jeff

So Pete took a break from dating Kate Moss/doing blow to write a column?

Who wants to travel to play a team that is located near the Earth's core where its still warm?

What a loser? When I was in college, I never conversed with any Bongee less than an Admiral!

A true football city would have had a real parade

Since when has Alaska been connected to the rest of the world?

@suntastic: Any negative reviews are due to a liberal media agenda...

@Mr. Bigglesworth: I went back and forth. If he had started a bar fight then yes, but fighting a truck? That has Raiders written all over it....

With their pick in the first round, the Oakland Raiders select....

Reason #6: My bosses made me write this article

I heard this was photoshopped and he's actually really small

Where is the nightmare fuel tag for that fucking Peter King thing at the bottom?

@LostinTheOffice: Judging by his appearance, I would say its the drugs talking....

@Paper Cut: What is WNST? I don't even remember that station?

So Nestor is a fan of Gregg Easterbrook?

I call Linus, that Sally is one hot piece of ass

They know each because they share the same HGH dealer