FYI - Taylor tribute is online here

If she loves me then why the restraining order?

AJ - You call that a smokey tornado?

@FriendsOfScottSisson:

Jeff Garcia - You call that marrying a Playboy model to hide your gayness?

Shaun Hill - You call that....wait, who are you again?

Matt Hasselback - You call that being bald?

Trent Edwards - You call that throwing an interception?

Warren Moon - You call that being black?

Have fun protecting your asshole in prison

Also, he was drinking wine? Are we sure it wasn't purple drank?

How can the city be racist when its only affluent white people?!

I can't go home. Stupid FDA

Truthfully, I never even think about the O's anymore

His production will be replaced by:

It looks like his strategy involves "air humping". Someone should warn him before he suffers the same fate as Cooley