Something tells me Jerry Jones would be the type of "person" to find joy in hitting his own grandchildern.

Yet Roy Williams continues to play for the Cowboys

@NovakAintNoJokovic: So should Wilbon show up in Rob's next column?

A Kremlin BabySitter? Now that's topical.

Does Kobe's come with leftover Dirty Sanchez residue? Or does this have some mace in it?

Not mentioned: those women are each under 5 feet tall

Did he hire a hot, yet unqualified woman to be his stand-in in case this happens again?

Sorry for....nothing - Pollard

The Big Baby - that allows you to say "Ooooh, did the baby spit up on your face again???"

Too bad Cooley's blog didn't have the same issue.

Being on the Nuggets, JR has never seen a shot go in on the first try before...

I saw the headline and just assumed his legs collasped under his weight....

Congrats, you broke a record that nobody cares about and your team is destined for a first round exit in the playoffs. Enjoy

that kid is going to be something once he hits puberty

Okay moron, read the whole post before making a comment next time

We are about two losses away from a coach fist-fight on the sidelines of a game. In which case, Lane's memorial will be the following Monday....

Favorite band: Flobots

You forgot some other facts

See...the problem is that now people down by me will actually think UNC is good. UNC grads are as bad as Notre Dame grads....

@Kid Canada: Fuckhimforleaving