@supermike5alive: Just moved out of Mass, otherwise that would have been a great bet

@supermike5alive: I mean, I don't argue his MVP #s. Its just the playoffs thing that makes this interesting...

@supermike5alive: Uhh okay. How about 50 Deadspin +1s?

@Dead Wrestlers Society: Well they waited longer than normal to shit the bed. Luckily only about 30 games left....

@supermike5alive: Even if/when the sox don't make the playoffs?

Unfortunately for Elin, Tiger has it so ingrained that he should be finished within 60 strokes....

1 & 2

Yes yes. Use that anger, feel it flow through you. Good....good

Of all the dramatic things I've seen in a my life. There is Koby Clemens in the jail cell surrounded by teammates

Well considering the number of "receptions" he'll get in prison once he messes up again, he might just get to that number....

@Mr. Pennsylvania: Yeah, scrambled cable channels....

@V for Vishnu: Jesus, I almost clicked on the link before I remembered what it was. Its way too early in the morning for that....

Unfortunately Stephen Drew threw out his back celebrating and will be out 6-8 weeks

Is Balls On better than Balls Deep? How about Balls In?

The ESPN Featured Comment of the Day probably seemed like a good idea on paper....but then so did New Coke, the Tonight Show with Chevy Chase, and Cory Lidle getting his flying permit (generic fan 27)

Better than a cold, wife carton...

@Hustler of Culture: apart...not about

using inappropriate language and acting in a disrespectful manner while reeking of alcohol

What is this boxing you speak of? Is it a form of MMA?

Boston could have a douche-off between him and CHB