@Its The Beer Talking: Now its called Maxim

Is his wife a 60 year old prostitute who sleeps with all the ballplayers like in the movie?

If they don't like that, then they definitely won't like what the dingey is called...

So is Snoop even cool anymore?

@Dead Wrestlers Society: I'm thinking a left-handed starting pitcher for Huff

Wouldn't you cry if you were forced to live in Detriot?

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: Suzakahhhhhh

@Roy Keane: That doesn't mean his Boston nickname can't be Sully

So how long until we see 9,000 words from Simmons on why Manny needs to go?

@FEAST: God bless the intertubes

@First-National-Dank: I was thinking more of something like:

Well I....no wait sorry. For a second there I thought I cared, but I don't. I really, really don't.

Not shown on the other side of the room: Richard Simmons surfing Masturbate-a-thon.com

The guy who played The Hulk is now a radio producer?

Carl Monday is heading over to China to visit their libraries right now

How can I convince my company to block these sites and let the porn through?

RichardSimmons.com is actually just a link to Masturbate-a-thon

@Gourmet Spud: So I shouldn't start callling you WonderSpud, got it

@Gourmet Spud: With your mind? That's impressive. Can you also kill a yak from 200 yards away?

All this time I thought Adam Schaefer was actually Mike Florio