@Magnakai Haaskivi: Moving down to NC tomorrow.

What you missed while starting your last day of work in Mass

And Will, you are not allowed to hate Cal. You just...can't

Now we know who was threatening Papelbon's pregnant wife.

@Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: My favorite version of that was this guy who was joining the air force the next day. While he was passed out, a giant arrow was put going down his back saying "This way to my love".

Is there a [douchebag.com] that needs some ad space?

How about a camera right above the Pat's logo?

@RachelRayIsTheDevil:

@UpstateUnderdog: $1.25? Is that the same price your mother charges for a blowjob you piece of dog shit.

He was still thrown out at home

Forget Kasparov, he's no Garry Coleman

I was wondering why we hadn't seen an SEC post in the last 4 hours. I'm glad the mid-day quota was hit...

@Mr.Boh: Not true, there are about 8 of us in the country

@parker91: Expensive suits can't hide his adult diapers

@kbjone: Shouldn't a 3-some invovle at least one woman?

Shouldn't Selig have chosen women with bigger breats than his...

@Doyle McPoyle: Except maybe Arod, Madonna, and the manly stripper...

It was nice of Selig to dig up Barbaro for the game.

It would be more effective if he rapped this...

I believe USC requires a 4 on ACT so this kid must be one of dem geniuses