he’s turning me on so much rn

smashmouth has to be on this list. HAS TO

This is a great idea 👍

nah, it’s just human instinct. you can relax.

come on.

that’s simply wrong. Little kids can hump things because it feels good.

Moonwalk, if she uses her hand or vibrator while you do other things, does this help?

ahahah i def have a lack of ability to read an entire story.

He’s mr. Handsome.

The jezebel attitude towards the election (basically, viciously shaming everyone who didn’t agree with them) certainly didn’t help.

Why would someone go along in the first place to somewhere they don’t want to be? People who like to shop should shop and people who don’t should stay home.

Uhhh... I’ve had pretty amazing sex and I just never get to screaming. Loudness means little in terms of pleasure...it’s annoying though, for sure

HEDGEHOG!

Oh. You’re like that.

We use the period in UN style. *shrug*

Ms can be used if a person is married or unmarried, just like Mr. Miss/mrs are not really used anymore, at least where I’m from

I’d rather have a themed wedding than the same gd thing every time

I have to say... doing laundry in Europe can be super $$$ and annoying because there are not many laundromats! You might be carrying your huge-ass bag for 15-20 minutes. You also have to learn the right words because you might end up lugging your bag to a dry cleaner. Also, they run for a really long time, I found.…

I love crunchy towels. I don’t know why.

Yes, pot can be problematic, for sure. I now microdose it which keeps my anxiety in check and ALSO keeps me from wanting to get rip-roaring blazed once I finish my responsibilities for the day. Before I just let the anxiety build and then I’d get super stoned to fix that. It seems more sensible now.