In ‘95, I wanted one, but couldn’t afford it. Now? I own a ‘95. And with another ten grand or so, I’ll be able to drive a 240SX for the first time...

I have never driven in, nor ridden in ANY tesla. I’m sure the whole acceleration thing is fun. I appreciate their efforts in the emerging electric car scene. I think the model S is a nice looking sedan and I TOTALLY get it’s appeal.

Have you ever farted on your phone, because the only safe place for it was between your legs? NOT ANY MORE! Our butt plug with tractor beam has an (optional) fart shield!

In a dollars to benefits comparison: polyurethane sway bar bushings (or any bushing replacement). They’re very inexpensive and, especially if your car is of a certain age, will help tighten and flatten the handling noticeably. After that, beefier rear sway bar in any FWD car. They are also things that most people can…

I can get behind this. Go rally in my neighborhood when this becomes policy.

For sure, just like a foul ball.

You should get to keep the car if it lands on your house.

Don’t need a V8, the 2.7L Ecoboost is all it needs. 325 hp / 400 ft-lbs in the F150 application.

almost as many as it’ll be until your e60 throws a rod

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If he likes the Mini, why not look at a Mini Cooper S Countryman All 4? It’s a BMW X1 in Mini drag, but it’s a Mini. And you can get a manual 6 speed in it too.

Really sorry you saw all that — but I don’t give two shits and it’s not relevant to anything at all. I don’t like street racers either man, but that’s not the topic at hand. You need to separate your emotional connection to something to come to a solution.

You’re argument is akin to public schools teaching high schoolers “just don’t have sex”. Funny enough, they have sex regardless of what their overweight PE teacher in health class tells them.

That’s no moon...

Mercedes be like:

As I said earlier, I actually like the 996.1 headlights. For the 996.2 I would throw on a set of these headlight covers:

This article needs to shoved up his ass. Adam has always been the laughing stock at Gizmodo for quite some time now. He’s a pathetic beta male who’s only purpose is to write trash articles and generate page clicks. 

Adam, you just lost all respect I had for you. We should not be shaming people that try to help, whether the help was needed or not. He has been very clear about his intentions to try to help if needed and if not, then great. He has also tweeted that the rescue was all the Thai government and he was not needed, but he…

And who did his actions hurt?  No one but your fragile ego, apparently.

with that body kit and those rims....it deserves to be wrapped around a tree.