It appears as though a third edition may be necessary.

My office is gonna love this!

Sweet, have them try to text it back to you while driving.

Not really clear from the article here, and I am an Android user.

Oh, the prolonged silence—not that! Thank God for the automated response. Can’t have our friends waiting for more than a few seconds before receiving an answer.

It really is ridiculous how many people I see paying more attention to their phones than to the road. I’m not saying my solution is ideal, but that’s part of why I like my smartwatch. If I get a text while driving, I can just raise my wrist to a place where I don’t have to look away from the road. It’s no more…

Let’s look at it from another angle.

Australian story:

When my realtor would send me something with a 1 car garage I would immediately reject it. It could have been a house I liked but I’d reject it because it didn’t have enough garage space.

When my wife and I moved a few years ago, we found a great house we loved in a great location (and relatively close to all of our grandchildren). We were moving from a townhouse with the smallest-possible two car garage and I refused to buy the new house unless the garage was larger than our old garage. It was 9…

A bunch of broken BMWs, a handful of miatas, and a Porsche. You guys applied to work for Jalopnik yet or what.

When I bought my first house in ‘00, it had a “two car” garage. I was single then. You could barely fit 2 cars, as long as you didn’t store anything in the garage or drive a full size truck.

Yep, that was us. We had been living in Minneapolis. We bought a “Garage Condo” for our cars. But, it was a pain the ass to drive 45 minutes to work on a project. Or, if you were doing something at home, just to get a tool.

It took me a second, but I got it. Star for you.

My gahd. What is it with you and doors?

Lol...awesome. I cant believe I haven’t seen these.

We’re all just laughing now because this guys daughter is a whore?

Dying over here. Thank you for that lol.

Best thing to come out of these dumb commercials!