Futzing is how you ruin food. Stop futzing with the stuff on the grill. Stop futzing with the pancakes on the griddle. Stop futzing with the thanksgiving turkey.

My Amazon card is metal. Apparently anyone can get one.

Ladies and Gentlemen consider the internet troll. 🥱

🙄 Being independent of the person experiencing it is precisely the reason the average cost of college tuition is a meaningless number. But if you insist on educating us pray tell us the standard deviation?

“The plural of anecdote is not data.”

Dude, don't move the cheese.

I call bullshit. The average American can cover a $500 emergency bill and bills that demand $500 immediately are few and far between, most can be financed interest free for at least a month allowing you time to collect 2 paychecks. Your making statistical arguments divorced from reality.

If these candidates get their way you’ll still be an endentured servant and you’re tax dollars will go to kids who want to drink and have the college experience but won’t study for exams.

Graduated 2010. Housing Buble had just burst and it was the worst recession in my lifetime. I had only $2K in student debt. And my parents weren’t nice enough to save a college fund for me.

Well, jokes on you if these guys get elected. They're going to to send your kids to college for free. And all that sacrifice will be for nothing. You could've had a country club membership and spent more time with your family. Now you'll probably be taxed through the nose to pay for your coworkers kids because they…

Killing terrorists who hate us so we can argue about the cost of college. Totally unnecessary. We should have just paid the Vikings to go away.

Sounds like a bunch of privelaged out of touch elite that want to take my money and give it to lazy kids that aren’t willing to stop playing video games work at McDonald’s during summer in Highschool to avoid college debt.

As soon as my kid is properly addicted to crack cocaine I can use it to force him to do homework right?

Cut people in half with a chain saw and drop the fbomb. But no smoking.

Not only that, democrats where just as capable as republicans of winning an election and gerrymandering the districts in the first place.

Obligatory history lesson. Named after a representative named Gerry whose district looked like a salamander with legs and a tail that was designed in a really weird way to ensure his re-election. If your district is a bunch of squares it is much harder to prove gerrymandering and unfortunately the claim more often…

I would rather be seen than dead. If you had to slow down, honk, etc... you see me.

I found the secret to making this go away. Widowed at a young age. You have any idea how nice it would be to get unsolicited advice about anything!?

“nonbinding ballot initiatives that pass by a narrow majority” do not represent the will of the people. They represent the will of a narrow majority of voters and they are the legal equivalent of an opinion poll. Their point is not to be legislation their point is to force the legislature to consider an issue and pass…

Chewing on plants and spitting it through reed nonsense got to stop. Gotta get back to old way doing things. Remember when we rubbed burned end of stick against wall? Took real talent. More limited color pallet.