i’m not entirely sure either of those things were a conscious decision on her part.

This Meghan Markle/Harry thing is like watching paint dry, so boring, good lord.

This Meghan Markle/Harry thing is like watching paint dry, so boring, good lord.

This is karma for Macy’s shutting down Marshall Fields in Chicago.

other people?

Definitely all the pregnant 23 year olds I know are lazy god for nothings.

Grande can’t be pregnant, she is the hardest working 23 years old in this world.

That “time” I ate popcorn in bed? Singular?

i cant tell if this emblematic for what just happened to our country or a blueprint for fixing it.

well if we are all dead that does explain why Frederick Douglass is still around

We’re obviously all dead and in hell, there’s no other explanation for any of this. Kinda like in The Sixth Sense, we’re dead but don’t know we’re dead.

No.

Such a weird and random thought! Funny how the mind works sometimes.

Remember how Lyudmila Putina just sort of gradually was seen less and less at official functions, and then not at all, and then a couple years passed and suddenly she was no longer Putin’s wife? I don’t know why I just thought of that.

Does Brie Larson really think anyone gives a moist fart about Kong: Skull Island? Really, anyone here excited to see this dreck?

Yes, actually it WAS a sex crime. You don’t get to sext a fucking 15 y/o and get off scott free.

No kidding. I’m thinking about applying. Qualifications? Married 12 years.

Lol I had a sinilar thought.

Okay so today I learned that Rob Lowe is a lot less demanding than my husband.

Or she assumes all islands are tropical. She should go to Iceland - not tropical but definitely an island. I don’t think she’d have the same “vibes.”