I read that as a list of “things that make it easier for your fellow-inmates to strangle you”. Really, wtf?

me, too.

I have no problem with the medically necessary surgery being performed, but necklaces? I am kind of surprised that women are allowed to wear necklaces in prison at all. Can anyone shed any light on that kind of thing? How much jewelry are prisoners generally allowed, both male and female? I can understand a scarf to…

I can’t get over the fact that as my toxic Berniebro Marxist ex-boyfriend ages, the more and more he looks like Manson (sans swastika), and I don’t know what any of this says about me except I’m glad I grew the fuck up.

I suspect you are my ex-wife.

See, this is why one does not actually SKI. One gets dressed up in the cute ski gear and hangs out at the bar in the lodge, drinking.

Chick cops? Slow down there, Hymenstra Ballsmasher.

So a rapist who drags a stranger off the street—which is a very small percent of them—has, like, no moral standards, but a man who rapes his ex-girlfriend, a co-worker, a woman who accepted a date with him, a woman who thought he was her friend, his own wife, his teenaged cousin, an unconscious woman at a party; those…

You know, if I were a cop and I patiently explained to the public exactly which ways to commit crimes that damn near guarantee they wouldn’t be investigated, I don’t think I’d be a cop long.

I’m going to go with an average of one for every decade since puberty. That’s accounting for a plausible lull from 12-16, and the first say 5 years of marriage.

why do they hate everything good?

About the fifth or sixth time my first serious girlfriend and I were trying doggy style I started going faster than I had before because I thought I had nailed the process. Then suddenly I missed and went fully into the wrong hole. She lept out in front of me stood up, slapped me and started crying I held her for like…

Uh, so I was one of those super weird chicks in high school who literally had a panic attack trying to use a tampon for the first time. Preeeeettttttyyyyy sure I was about 16 at the time and had been having my period for at least 3 years. It maybe took my 3-4 tries (0ver the next 3-4 months) before I ever got one in.…

This makes me sad and should not be happening. Women need to be taught about their bodies from a young age. I’ve been able to differentiate my vaginal opening from my asshole for as long as I could remember. Men, should also learn these things, but seeing as they consistently prove themselves to be generally useless,…

Good Lord, these are the muggiest of mug shots!

A lot of the people who commit crimes like this are so miserable and emotionally dead that prison doesn’t seem like a horrible option. They aren’t exactly walking around Chicago with a cup of good coffee appreciating the century old architecture and old growth maples.

This was absolutely horrific and I’m glad they are being charged.

Nicki Minaj’s ex-boyfriend.