I just read this headline to my husband, and found out that he donated to PP a few weeks ago. Neither of us have ever been to America, and he didn’t tell me at the time because he didn’t think it was a big thing. I am so impressed.

I requested donations to PP for Christmas this year. I haven’t added it up, but I think my relatives donated about $500 in my name this x-mas

Every single human being alive who has claimed something accidentally went up their butt is wrong. Anyone who has even remotely tried anal sex with anything knows that the butt doesn’t like things going in it, you need lots of lube and patience, and the sphincter is pretty strong. It’s a stupid excuse for the fact…

Remember, adequate men, do not use your SO’s vibrator for yourself if SO isn’t using a prostate/rectum friendly one (and SO does not know obviously). That means flared bases. Don’t get your wife’s 6 inch dildo get stuck up in there. Get your own flared base anal masturbator.

Am I the only one who can feel the anxiety in the soles of my feet while reading the Penis section?

“USING A VIBRATOR LAST NIGHT, THOUGHT WAS INSERTING IN VAGINA, INTERRUPTED BY MOM & SAT UP QUICKLY, INSERTED IN RECTUM, CAN’T REMOVE”

“Per patient” is ED charting speak for “this patient is full of shit.”

OWN HEAD (CLAIMS “NAME HONORS NATIVE AMERICANS”)

Every word of this just raises more questions.

I wonder who makes the Klan’s dumb costumes. Is there a company that specializes in sheet ghost hoods, or are they all homemade affairs?

My problem with this program isn’t so much that it gives a platform to racists, but that it creates a straw man where people begin to believe that the KKK or the National Alliance are the most dangerous organizations in the US.

Maybe you think you’re helping? You’re not.

You may be a lifeline for someone else, one day, too.

A guy in my office came in the day after the referendum and said that he had voted Leave to ‘shake things up a bit’ and I just stared at him with fathomless hate. We live in an area that has had a billion pounds worth of EU funding and our county still voted Leave and then started timidly asking the government if they…

I can’t won’t pity stupid people because I see them as willfully ignorant.

Feel free to substitute the words “evil” or “selfish” for stupid as well.

I’ve said it before and will say it again so the cheap seats can hear me:

Yep, me too. You morons deserve to be left by the side of the road, just like your dad threatened to for kicking the back of his seat for five hundred miles. You wouldn’t listen.

“The guy I voted for, I’d be disappointed if he signed it. He’s making sure the Congress is on his side, but he doesn’t care about all us people who voted for him.”

I’m having a hard time feeling any sympathy for Trump voters who get health benefits via the exchange or who receive Medicare/Social Security who seem stunned that the continuation of these benefits is now in real jeopardy. I feel sorry for everyone smart enough not to vote for Trump who will lose access to these…