Man, you were sharp for a third grader... I don’t think most of my college age students could do so well!

One of my students blatantly picks his nose. I want to spray him with lysol.

Right? They just love him, and it’s glorious.

This. I feel like I woke up on Opposite Day or something.

HW looked almost identical on his inauguration day and Clinton’s.

So...what you’re saying is that before making a pretty dumb mistake, he had the highest ranking among the also-rans? ...fair enough.

That’s...even worse than I was imagining. Jesus. He puts me in mind of that thing they used to call ‘flying gout’ which was nothing of the sort, but was a catch-all for bizarre behavior? Yeah...

WHAT is Johnson doing in that last gif? The reporter looks terrified for her life...

Cocks out for jesus gets my star.

I was so wanting him to be all, ‘so you didn’t know the date of your own kid’s birthday?’

Pretty sure that capacity already existed... ;)

Those pins are gorgeous, and I want them.

Three things: Gross, dismissed, and reported. Fuck all the way off.

An ex of mine, raised in a very sex-negative way, we were on again/off again for ten years, in cycles like this: We would be fine; he would start to get too attracted to me/we would get too close to actually having sex; he would find something I’d done ‘wrong’ even if I wasn’t the one to do it, even if HE was the one…

All good points, and I would like to add to that by asking: who are all these chucklefucks who think that consent isn’t sexy? What can be sexier than hearing the answer, “oh my god YES, please do!!” to the question “can I kiss you?” What’s nicer than “ABSOLUTELY” to the question, “do you want to get naked and fuck…

Oooh, and to think someone said I should be polite and educate you.

And of all the surrogates to send, Draco Malfoy up there is probably a baaaad choice...

Ah! Thanks for the clarification.

Well, then, you go ahead and do that. I’m not interested in being all that helpful or temperate to someone who, instead of asking a question in a manner that expresses a willingness to have their mind changed, posts a statement that makes them sound like a unempathetic douche. I guess I ‘fail to see’ how anyone can…