Still, since Forest Gump came out there should be an implied moratorium on that name. Becuase do you hate your child *that* much?

I don’t know...I *want* to like Lochte. I mean, he’s really good at what he does. And he’s really pretty. He’s just SO dumb. Both in the ignorant sense and in the naturally not quite as smart as the average rock sense. I just can’t. It ruins everything about him that I could possibly like. I mean, I’m not mad at him,…

Might I respond that I am one of the ones this has happened to, and that perhaps y’all are taking this too seriously if you want to be so quick and firm to deny it happens? Or maybe you’re one of the offenders, and are a touch embarrassed?

292 voters at current count say you’re wrong about that...

What pisses me off is that “Sympathy for the Devil” is NOT on the soundtrack. What the fuck is up with that??

Plot twist: you don’t smoke, so you’re still miserable. *sigh*

She had to invoke lawyers to get him to back off, and she’s having trouble with how he’s being portrayed. My friends, this is what cognitive dissonance looks like.

I can get 137 likes with a pretty selfie. *sigh* I cannot wait for this clown race to be over.

Well, there’s where you’re wrong: first of all, saying that not everyone agrees with you, myself included, isn’t an attack. Second of all, she was a lawyer before anything, and while perhaps not entirely self-made, she certainly had political ambitions and drive that had nothing to do with her husband—it is possible…

Nope, we can not all agree on that.

My ex-husband just found a new obsession when the one keeping him out of bed got boring. When CoD was over, he moved to Halo, and when Halo was over, he moved onto something with awful fight music that for some reason he wouldn’t use earphones with. It is awful knowing you’re coming second fiddle to a video game.

From what I’ve heard, not very.

I think why the 273 strikes people so hard is that it should be considerably less likely to be able to lose someone on the closed system that is a boat than, say, a hiking tour through the Greek hillside or something. On a boat, there’s basically two places the person could be: on the boat, or in the ocean. Even with…

Was going to say. 2003/2008 Taylor was probably a bit bland.

Yeah, kind of, because being hot, rich, and famous doesn’t mean you give up the same feelings the rest of us have when someone takes credit for something we’ve said. Celebs: they’re human too.

Indeed. He spews a YUOOOGE amount of bullshit.

Straight up ugly crying here.

I’m sorry, what was that? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of WAAAAHHHHHHHH.

Throwing an election to the republicans over broken fee-fees is nothing to be proud of.

No, it’s even worse: some of them are Extremely Earnest. Very Seriously Earnest. *sigh*