This guys response sounds similar to how our current president answers questions... let me brag about being an idiot, but I’m the best idiot so it’s okay.

Swisher Sweets in the center console? No thanks. I prefer for the inside of my car not to smell like a balding 50+ year old guido with a gold chain around his neck. CP all day.

This is what happens to a Miata when you let it go spend time alone with the priest during confession... it comes out with emotional baggage in the form of “MultiAir” and circa 1980's turbo lag. CP all day.

The real question is whether or not a black hair dryer is included with the purchase...

(and astronomically expensive)**
Maybe that’s why God gave us TWO kidneys!

How was she “legally drunk” if she was cited for underage drinking?

Definitely four bucks cheaper...