They’re “sustainably tapped”. No shit. If you’ve seen that scene in The Hunger Games where Katniss taps a tree and gets a fucking flood of water (I laughed out loud when I saw that), same basic principle, except the flow is drops, not the arboreal equivalent of Monty Python’s Black Knight.

Considering it’s something…

There has to be someone affiliated with Deadspin that can pull off the mannerisms and affectations of an adolescent attendee.

“Meh.” - Linda Blair

It’s only a matter of time before someone’s head is twisted 180 degrees. If Manziel is wrapped up at the knees there, he’s done at life.

Somebody should post the gif of Johnny (can’t play) Football’s first pass attempt.

This is why QBs are taught to have their head on a swivel.

Finally, he’s got his head screwed on straight....

Nothing, but Nets.

That would’ve been a totally reasonable take.

That shit was always stupid. It’s not that Rousey couldn’t beat Mayweather. It’s that Rousey couldn’t beat the 50th best male fighter in her division if she got to fight with brass knuckles.

“Holly Holm almost certainly can’t win for such and such reasons, but if she does it will probably be off a left head kick” holds up as a reasonable take in retrospect.

Where’s fuschia-lime colorblindness when you need it?

That’s status quo for a lot of stadiums & arenas around the world. Cell towers all get jammed by the crowd, and because the press “need” wireless access for their coverage they’re usually given priority access. All the game operations people get priority as well. So FFF, DFB, UEFA, FIFA, etc. (I’m press in US, and I…

Il a voyagé

If that is true, the ability for the French authorities to quickly shut down wi-fi in an area in an emergency is impressive.

Can’t recognize his family? I figured with his money they’d at least put him in a recovery suite with an HD TV.

Rousey is without question the most overrated fighter in the history of the world. The UFC got into womens fighting a few years after they should have. They strapped her up put her in make up and have rolled out the job squad ever since. While having her be the face of the league. She is the epitomy of a TV champion…

Unpopular opinion time:

The only thing that would console Lakers fans was if the turnaround jumper was Kobe...from the top of the Staples Center.

Bit his dog Check