What...? You mean the Greatest of All Time is probably going to retire on the back of a record-smashing career that statistically we may never see the likes of again in our lifetimes raising back-to-back World Cups... you mean _that_ thing? Not on your life buddy, there’s only limited space and Jarryd Hayne got…

Are you saying Intel HD graphics isn’t a choice?

He stuck his left arm out.... Just because you can repeat what you learned at your level 1 refs clinic to allow you to make 20 bucks a day running after U10 players doesnt meant you have any damn clue what you are talking about.

black kids are executed for the crime of holding toy guns at a playground or in a toy store.

There’s a school of thought that says you’re wrong...

Let me see if I can read his lips... “I do steroids! Lots and lots of steroids! I inject them in my ass! I’m angry all the time at everyone!” Yep, nailed it.

If only she’d had a gun, she could have defended herself.

You thought right.

That’s a scary individual. Each one of those teammates who stood in front of him did so with a puckered @sshole.

I bet this guy has, like, the biggest dick ever.

Richland County sheriff Leon Lett has already spoken on the incident, telling WIS-TV, “the officer really dropped the ball here.”

They will tell you that they do background checks and thorough psyche evals and they do. The sort of person who is willing to do what is shown in the video is exactly what they select for.

I counted 1 point total.

While the student passed her concussion protocol, the officer was hit with a four week ban for a positive decadurabolin screen.

notsomethingstructural: [reads headline]

Because cancer fucking sucks.

We’re there other planes we’re missing? Probably trying for a haiku and that’s the middle line.

If he goes back to batboy, he will have come full circle. He started as a batboy with the Phillies when his dad was with the club!

Not the first time a Ruben has been demoted this year.

Overqualified? His worst decision involved first base. I’m not sure he’s qualified at all.