“Ghost writer”!?! Dang it Ray, did you kill him too?

Because he's a professional athlete and 99.99% of pro athletes in all sports are on anabolic steroids.

The Tigers traded for him knowing he had a roid issue?

Awesome. This one is my favorite.

Similar thing happened to me once. Went to a Jared and was immediately profiled as a cheap fuck with terrible taste.

I don’t think the Bucks marketing department knew that someone would take the Fear the Deer slogan literally.

WELL THAT’S THE SOUTH FOR YOU, ALWAYS BEING RACI...wait, this happened in Wisconsin? Interesting.

“Do you believe in voodoo economics... YES!!!”

Is it just me or did it sound like he was saying “Boo motherfuckin’ hoo.” with the hoo cut off, as in calling someone a crybaby? Cubs fans perhaps? Pedro’s personal chef? Dodgers fans? Every team Dusty Baker ever managed? So many possibilities.

Sucks to be deaf, huh?

What an immature chick. Throwing away his wallet and starting fights while driving. She fuckin sucks.

See what happens when they allow women to ref! The men get distracted!

But what does he think of the 26.2 sticker on the back of my Subaru Outback?

That play had a happy ending

And you let her get away?!?

Dylan Larkin, Red Wings: 2 games, 1 goal, 2 assists, leads the league at +6

Extra points for the “Let Me Clear My Throat” goal song

That tweet isn’t real. It was actually planted by the Obama Administration so they have greater justification to impeach the Governor and thereafter install Eric Holder to run the state by imperial fiat.

It’s so much better than that. He then used his personal twitter account to act like this account was a fake when both are verified:

I’ll go to an NBA or an MLB game any day. But there is no way in hell I’ll go to an NFL game anymore. While obviously this is an extreme example, the fact of the matter is that the culture of almost any NFL stadium these days is dominated by two things. Aggressively obnoxious behavior and getting massively drunk. Is…