“Everyone enjoying this sunny day? Yeah, I did that!”

“Can you believe that despite 93% bad stories from the Fake News Media (should be getting good stories), today we had just about our highest Poll Numbers, including those on Election Day? The American public is wise to the phony an dishonest press. Make America Great Again!”

There is nothing more temporary than the new low Donald Trump reaches every day.

And technically, bullshit is stool.

Yeah, but Hillary had an email server that was not very secure. CHECKMATE, libturds.

“In case of Rapture, can I have your stuff?”

I truly hope that from now until his death, Paul Ryan is plagued by sensation that he’s just about to sneeze, yet never actually can sneeze.

Maybe she doesn’t want to fix him, maybe she just wants to look at him.

I’m the same way. I did not go through 6 years of graduate school to stay home with a kid all day. I realize that is also valuable work and very challenging. But it is not what my place in life is supposed to be.

“I am not evil. I am not the devil.”

I have a reason to share this now.

From a lawyer’s perspective it’s pretty jaw dropping. For them to get a warrant for documents that are presumed to be privileged, they need to make a pretty compelling showing that the privilege doesn’t apply because the lawyer is helping his client commit a crime or a fraud. I’m so freaking excited.

no one knows what that shit means.

Uh-oh. Trump is going to be off the scale nuts during his Morning Tweet Toilet Time.

Hey, compañeros.

I’ve always just had a “creeped out” feeling about Tony Robbins that I could never put my finger on. Until now. Seeing that video and him physically trying to make his ignorant point, it just sets off so many red flags about him. And it reads as him trying to intimidate her with his size and strength. Exactly what men…

IMadeANewBurnerToStarThisPoopJoke - “White “Christians,” mostly.”

Bill Maher is trash.