Trump was a dem ... until America elected a black man and he lost his mind.

Ah yes, “The children of Lot 2: Electric Boogaloo”

He legitimately thinks he looks good and is making good decisions. I think it’s purely because he conflates: “Things I believe.” with “Objectively good.”

No, Baio will replace Sessions, cause he played Bob Loblaw on Arrested Development. Carson will be replaced by the $31,000 dining room set, since it is about as capable as he is as HUD director.

Ben Carson’s days at the White House might be numbered. What incompetent man will replace him?

This animal and his enablers need to be driven to the sea

It is a well documented fact that lawyers hate high profile easy cases.

Let’s just take a moment to pause and reflect on the fact that this is now perfectly serviceable as an insult, and not only a superficial insult, but a deep, cutting insult.

Thank you. Beautifully expressed.

And is being monetized by companies headed by wealthy white men.

This Indian would like this story filed to “white people ruin everything.”

No sperm will pass the impenetrable sheath that is thoughts and prayers^TM

You all should create a subblog about Ben; you could call it Carson Daily.

And thus Jesus spake: “why aren’t you crucifying my wife?”

Nah, she outgrew such presidential behavior years ago.

🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

She was wearing spanx with DJT (I’m assuming that he’s the one she’s talking about) and they were making out “all over the place” during the show finale, and he said “those are the biggest spanx I’ve ever seen” and proceeded to fuck her through the whole in the bottom of the spanx. He started calling her Spanxy. …

There is zero chance I’m watching these videos - is there any Good Samaritan who can summarize?

Wait... Was Spanxgiving about him?!

And the White House is desperate that Trump doesn’t talk to Mueller for too long, in case he says anything stupid. I don’t think you can shorten a meeting sufficiently to eliminate that possibility: