Yeah, that's pretty much what I saw from Twitter.

That's totally gonna happen.

Dracula may be a man of many secrets but humping a mental defective is not one of them.

Nope.

Offensive gross or Icky gross?

It's Always Something with that guy.

Sounds more credible than #Pizzagate

We're gonna be okay.

And read off a cue card, badly.

Portuguese as Hispanic? That's pushing it.

I mean considering how much this country engages in Troop worship, I still don't understand how everyone let that slide.

OK there, Hitchens.

They call her crooked Hillary because she's always bending down to get a woman off of Bill.

That was honestly the most footage of the inauguration I've subjected myself to since Jan 20th.

That massive approval rating that Donnie has shows you're right. We're all very confident in the work he'll do as president.

Ooooh…that'll be a fun read.

Loves it.

Nope.

Adequate CGI

I care.