If you’re dumb enough to give Musk your money, I have zero sympathy for you.

Gotta be the chase from the climax of Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls! Where else would you see a camo monster truck chasing a Land Rover through the jungle? Not to mention, a brief White Zombie music sting!

I’m going to out-trend them all and start staging products on airport toilet seats!

Anyone who does this should be automatically subjected to a full cavity search.

I sure hope you meant “If I’m behind...”

Just when I thought influencers could sink no lower they come up with this absolute nonsense. What a shitty pointless flex.

A bunch of fuckhead influencers slowing down the line standing around taking pictures of their garbage is exactly what we need at the airport. Just when you thought influencers couldn’t get any worse, here we are.

Well. My preference of gas stations are...

Acura TL?

Reason #2500 to not buy a Tesla.

This is just because of the anticipated drop in demand once George Santos goes to jail. 

US median retail gas price/gallon has been steadily declining since 2022.

That’s beside the point.  The car was purchased in California, that’s why it has a front license plate holder.  The author can remove it if his state doesn’t require one, but it was required where it was purchased.

California, where the car was bought, does require them.

I love the fact that the Fisker Ocean was running at the end of the competition and the Cybertruck was not.

So you’re saying for a relatively short two-hour flight it could be even higher.

STARBUCKS : Our new CEO will commute from SoCal to Seattle on a private jet.

Oh for fucks sake just let your average drones work remote so this guy can work from whatever rich people enclave he lives in.

But what if it did?

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