If Pop expressing his right to freedom of speech offends you, you ain’t as ‘Merican as you think you are...

Aw, does valid criticism of your racist moron offend you, snowflake? There, there. We know there’s nothing more delicate than the fee-fees of conservatives.

“more than half of us”

Sadly this will result in a Lima beaning.

And they say journalism is dying.

Only guy on that list I truly loathe is Adam Eaton, because fuck Adam Eaton, the pitcher who once managed to walk Randy Johnson on four pitches with the bases loaded. That should be physically impossible.

Aren’t the Sixers still paying off Matt Geiger’s contract?

Gregg Jeffries is 3rd

Just want to say I appreciate the Philly-centric coverage and not only (or mostly) writing for Philly Mag anymore. Hurrah and mazel!

“...baseball heaven.” Motherfucker.

Born and raised Philadelphian here. Fuck you Ricky Watters.

I’m going with Lance Parrish.

While this is definitely a good case of a worst case scenario, it really can’t be considered a bad signing. They made an appropriate offer, and the guy got legitimately hurt.

Hmm good thing he didn’t play, then!

Why is Tartabull still a thing when we have Andrew Bynum to groan about?

“Are they still paying him?” -- The Mets

I thought it was because George screwed up his swing...

Still not as bad as the Glenn Davis deal.

Pictured: Whiskey Dick