Clowns in front of me, jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the left lane again.

In my scenario I can’t move over because I’m boxed in. 

I get this feeling that Anya Major is about to run down the aisle, then go “meh” instead of throwing a sledgehammer.

I thin you meant auto concept by FAO Schwarzaru, a division of Subaru.

Flash 2 pass is a cooperation that most people (Americans) can’t comprehend. I have been flashed repeatedly while I was trapped in the left lane all the while I was trying pass the car in front of me. The moron behind me refused to understand we were BOTH trapped. 

In other automotive start up news, Elio Motors today announced they are pivoting their funding strategy to one based on Martian precious metal speculation backed by Robux.

I hate to say this, but Breitbart needs to be on this list. Ugh...

AOL should be number 1. Literally two days ago I was explaining AOL to my sons and that the VAST majority of people over the age of 40ish got there very first experience of the promise of the internet through AOL. In fact, AOL was THE internet for many users. They never left AOL since everything from sports scores to…

Re: job approval ratings. I think it’s worth noting that trump’s approval rating has never broken 50% whereas Clinton, Reagan, and Obama had all had extended stays above 50% by this time in their presidencies. The potential for a return to those ratings was there for them, but for trump it seems impossible.

Today’s Fuck Over the Alt-Right Bozos Challenge:

Years ago I was in the market for a Jeep Cherokee and went to a number of dealerships with my soon to be wife. Hands down the worst experience was at Mayberry Chrysler Jeep. The fact they had a sixties dodge police car out front (you will understand if you’re of a certain age...) should have tipped me off it was going…

I tried to buy a WRX from the local Subaru dealer only to get a bait and switch on the APR of the loan. Ultimately I bought a WRX from the next city over who matched the bait, but skipped the switch.

I’m anxiously waiting for his memoir -

I barely have the stamina to handle a trump monologue. Adding a Kanye soliloquy on top of that would literally kill me. Literally.

Seriously, wtf does he have against kickboxing??

Totally misread that headline as in trump wanted to make people think he was for nepotism. Um, I could see some crazy argument about family being the only ones you could trust, blah, blah, blah, so it would be best for the country, for you, and for me.

What is Palin’s rep in Alaska these days? Barring far right wingers, she’s basically viewed as a laughing stock in the rest of the country.

I’m surprised someone hasn’t designed a trick hydraulically controlled suspension to not only raise and lower a car, but to (extreme) camber the wheels also. Get stuck, just raise the car...duh.

Hi, Mr. GoatMan.

Absolutely. It’s not about reality, it’s about perception. That’s why we have so many people in massive SUVs. They might need to be able to trailer a house boat at some point, dammit! The reality is they “haul” a couple of bags of top soil once a year from the home center.