They’re going to slowly redefine dissent as bullying, mark my words. Who will be “bullies” in Trump’s America? Journalists, protesters, private citizens with opinions the Trump’s don’t personally care for.

As a former teacher: Good. Nobody like this deserves to be a teacher.

Probably because he absolutely knows it’s best for the country, including all those that voted for him. And he’s a decent person.

How about you learn how to read. I am teaching my child that she doesn’t need to panic because she doesn’t like the guy who was elected president. When your reading comprehension is improved swing by and talk with me again.

That school needs more than just a sensitivity assembly. It needs to suspend those white kids ASAP and actively ensure that any racist bullshit is smacked down hard.

I’d like to throw out a congratulations all the smarmy people who thought that Trump wouldn’t have a chance. If you’re a minority in any way shape or form you know that most of the country is still racist, sexist, xenophobic etc. The people who voted green make me sick.

It’s kind of like the well-intentioned but stupid people who think that unpasteurized milk is a gift of the health gods and everybody should drink it at every opportunity. There was recently a case in our area of a woman who served it to a school sports team, and half the kids got sick from it. Look, big dairy is a…

Tea Kettle... Tea kettle?

I’m sorry but if this movie doesn’t star Ron Perlman and Linda Hamilton, then it’s not Beauty & The Beast.

Really? I don’t either and I can’t imagine enjoying both having my coffee and getting eaten out at the same time. I don’t know, pretty sure I’d be like, “leave me alone, I’m trying to enjoy my coffee right now” 95% of the time and the other, pretty sure I’d forget the coffee.

If the way coffee shop employees clean out bathrooms is any indication...

Maybe it’s Dad’s fault his 15 year old daughter had self-esteem issues and wound up sexting with a perv. (To paraphrase Chris Rock.... “If your 15 year old is sexting with a perv, you f**ked up as a dad.”)

Seriously. What an asshole. How about blaming the perv sexting your daughter rather than the woman who had literally nothing to do with it, Pops?

As the mother of an almost 10 year old I want a time machine to go and punch that teacher right in the fucking face.

Knew it. It sounded so fake, too many specific details. Don’t like it that some people are using this as an excuse for Creative Writing 101- that’s now how this works!

There’s only three requirements for submission, and one of them is that the story has to be true. So how does stuff like this end up “winning”? Makes me sad and angry. Sangry?

Yeah, but it isn’t “Give us your best works of short fiction.”

I skipped down to the comments to find this, thank you! After reading that I was like “I have several questions.” She constantly complains about this armoire and never ever do the parents say “What armoire?”

Yeah, you have to suspend disbelief with a lot of these, but that one was painfully, obviously fake. It didn’t even have internal consistency.