For anyone unfamiliar, here’s how badly the Percy Jackson movies screwed up: the titular “lightning thief” isn’t the same character, and left the series without its main villain. So the second film tried to make up for that by bringing him in...but then has Percy soundly defeat him, meaning there would have been zero…

Who asked for this?

Still hurts a day later. Obviously, what an amazing breadth of work heleft behind, but if you were a big 99 fan in particular, he’ll always be our Captain Dad.

you only taste carbs and fat, or salt, carbs, and fat

Somewhere between 20-35 hours depending on whether you complete side content or not. But yes, it is absolutely worth $50. Not even a question there. 

Every party member in Sea of Stars is defined by their refusal to give up. Two different party members could arguably be described as dead at the point you recruit them, but hope and stubbornness keep them going. Garl still has the strongest determination of them all, and that’s pretty damn impressive for some random…

My spouse, who only knows about Alan Wake because I won’t shut up about it, was captivated by Mr. Door. David Harewood’s charisma and sense of authority are magnetic. He really breathes life into the character and you get drawn to him.

I was laughing at how absurd this was, every time they did it. How utterly insulting. And then to start things off memeing about it with Christopher Judge, like, “harharhar we played you off the stage last year because your speech was so long” and then they did it SEVERAL times unironically for some speeches that were…

I expect them to give him some kind of tooth pick like they did inm Kingdom Hearts.

I wasn't able to watch this year but I absolutely have in the past because it often clues me in to games worth playing that I might have missed. I only get to play a couple of new games each year so hearing about good games not on my radar is very helpful and worth watching for in addition to the info on new games…

In my headcanon, there is a Hyrule timeline with all three wielders of the triforce working together to twarth a greater evil. All three with different mechanics, stories and playable path.

That would make me more likely to play. I can’t imagine the outpouring of grief/grievance from people who hate female MCs, though.

The way they kept, almost instantly, playing people off was terrible. It really felt like they don’t give a shit about the awards when they have to bring out Kojima to announce nothing for eons. Geoff even ‘thanking’ the first winners for keeping it short felt less like the joke he, no doubt, intended it to be and…

I think it’s telling how seriously the “awards show” aspect is taken when you’ve got plenty of celebrity appearances hocking their upcoming projects/products for minutes at a time, while the folks winning the awards are quickly ushered off stage.

That’s not to say celebrities don’t belong on the Game Awards stage; just…

This is weird, right? I know pop culture figures can’t be omniscient about all other pop-culture properties out there but given NPH’s geek cred this is somewhat vexing.

I guess when your life takes place largely outside of reality, a little whiff of it can feel pretty bad. As renowned journalist Alexander Knox once put it, “The rich. You know why they’re so odd? Because they can afford to be.”

How is it even possible to victimize yourself when you have this much money?

Boy, it’s so unlike her to say super out of touch stuff from a position of obscene privilege.

She was canceled so hard she was immediately uncanceled, thus canceling her cancelation. What don’t you get?!?

Please god put him in a Star Trek show.