dude. what the FUCK is this article?

The funny thing is that for years Baltimore sports talk radio (don’t ever listen to sports talk radio) was littered with callers who firmly believed that Tyrod Taylor was better. They mostly vanished after the Super Bowl win, but they still pop up whenever Joe lays one of his 40 attempts/180 yards/3 INTs eggs.

Yea, but is Flacco elite?

Thank goodness you posted this - I missed it the other six thousand times Android users posted the same thing.

If you picture these three paragraphs as the interrupted monologue from a barfly the three times you come to the bar for refills, I think that comes as close to a zen moment as I've ever imagined.

Bob Costas thinks he was throwing to his dead relatives.

You could ask this about 90% of any scene from any movie or television show ever created. It’s a silly question to ask.

You know, I get very tired of all the anti-cop rhetoric around here, but they certainly failed miserably if they didn’t arrest that guy for wearing that outfit.

Of course, that’s just Common Sense.

I want Ballghazi to keep going. I want more footballs found and photos revealed of Bellichik personally deflating the balls while Robert Kraft and Tom Brady look on and then I want Goodell to have to issue another punishment causing Robert Kraft to end read his Dear John letter to Goodell on the FOX pregame show and…

The idea that somehow it’s more believable that the pronouns “he” and “him” refer to some unnamed 3rd party rather than the guy talked about in the previous text is an insult to our collective intelligence

Also the Tom they were talking about is Thomas Paine. They are real Patriots after all.

Pierce’s single word burn cut like a... hmmm, what’s a good analogy here...

I don’t know if I want to wake him.

That is a bad person with bad Internet.

The video seems to have been a direct parody of this commercial, which is itself a Dirty Dancing spoof:

Pellies had a 99.8% win probability with 5:51 left.