Embrace it. Literally embrace it.

And this person apparently was libeling him.

I can’t applaud this enough. 

That last one is Alexander Ovechkin. 

Vitamin Jeah!

In the nicest of scenarios, he went to say something like “hey man, you seem pretty drunk and heated right now. Maybe you shouldn’t be driving.”

Favorite pizza topping? 

Dana White killed five hookers while at SMU. 

he literally described himself as “the aggrieved party here.”

Tom Brady also has 720 rocks at his house representing the number of carbs he’s allowed to eat before he dies. Really looking forward to those two grains of rice in 2021. 

How do you come back from this? How do you ever show your face in that gym again? 

Probably because he won’t be giving them a $21 million performance over the next three years.

That’s nutria. 

I love most of the videos on Deadspin. I love to Remember Some Guys and watch Deadspin Idiots do stuff. But I think DS staff find McKenna way more fun and interesting than we readers do.
I also soured on him a bit when a bunch of Baltimore high school football teams decided to not subject themselves to injury and…

You’re conflating the two incidents.
1. Condom gag was a casting director
2. “I’m thinking about you sexually” was an Oscar-winning director
Nevertheless, Whedon has been neither of those. 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaadammmmmmmmmmmmmmmm NOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooo.

He should’ve tried the Ed Belfour tactic of offering them a billion dollars. 

Rules of Law != Rules of Not Being a Voyeuristic Asshole

Westworld creators swear they have an ending in mind

Mike Webster was already disabled by the time he retired from the NFL. He developed dementia and depression from then undiagnosed CTE. He spent his final years homeless. His teenage son tried taking care of him. His wife left him. He would Taser himself in an attempt to calm his nerves and stop his constant shaking.…