I think that Lisa is predated by Mary Crosby. The woman who shot J.R. on Dallas.

If that happens then Miller will disown her because he would be jealous. That is, Miller will be upset that she can openly love the men Miller always wished he could openly love: 6’4” ripped Latino men — the men he has always been attracted to his whole life.

Stephen Miller is stuck in high school - Santa Monica High School, to be exact. He’s never quite understood that he didn’t have many friends because he was a conservative in a liberal school. In reality, he didn’t have many friends because he was a raging ass, and there’s ample video evidence to prove it.

In the…

Not realistic. I’ll accept ironic justice is 2038 when young Mackenzie is dating a 6'4" Dominican named Paco, and she is fully aware of what a piece of shit her father is.

Claudia Conway proves that a person can develop a sense of human decency and correct moral compass regardless of who their parents are.

Its funny. The rest of the Trump Klan was mostly about graft. Money, power and simple corruption. The money the Trumps stole from us is significant.

I mean, she’s well known for her lips in that she was one of the first major celebrities to be known for having absolutely horrific, botched work done on her lips. That really doesn’t make me trust her products, tbh (and I’m saying that as someone who has lip filler, so it’s not like I’m against getting work done...…

anus mouth but yeah pretty much the same thing lol

You and your friends are much nicer than mine. We just call her Hemorrhoid Mouth.

I doubt enough people will be vaccinated in time for me to celebrate my birthday at a restaurant next year, as well. You can pout with me. This sucks. But it’s better than the alternative.

For nearly 25 years (when her robust and ever-mutating mouth first captivated us as 20-somethings watching Melrose Place), she has been known among my extended group of friends as “Lips McGee.” To her point, I have to say she might be the original pop culture celebrity who made “What in the Actual Fuck is going on…

The definition of a “homeowner” is someone who is on the way to the hardware store.

Monocolor lights are lame.

Oh yeah. He’s bleating about starting his 2024 campaign during the inauguration, but nobody’s ponying up for it. For one, nobody expects him to be alive/not in prison by then.

It’s actually quite remarkable how pleasant and conventional the decorating looks when she puts absolutely no thought into it and lets her staff handle the arrangements. 

Who was it who said paraphrasedly that when the punishment is only a fine, it’s simply a punishment for poor people?

Does CT still have property tax on vehicles? ’Cause if so, wait’ll this tidbit dawns on them!!!

The top photo with the wagon bearing the tree - what with the drivers wearing black masks - reminded me of a ‘mourning wagon (hearse with horses)‘. Which is quite fitting actually. Those trees are afraid of what happens to them next. And there’s Cruella de Ville as the chief mourner.

That same month, the paper’s real estate section featured a woman who couldn’t decide whether to buy (buy) an apartment in Brooklyn or a house in the Catskills: “She had the budget for one,” the headline read.

I would find this more amusing if it was just rich people that did this since by definition, they have the money to ‘fix’ it. Unfortunately, home buyers in general are ignorant and let themselves be talked into buying too much house by banks and real estate agents without any thought of where they are going to get the…