For the record, the track Hotel California” is not on that greatest hits of 1971-1975 as it was released in 1976.

“You have it backwards. *Ajax* is the one who’s supposed to get a richly-deserved comeuppance for arrogantly celebrating too soon.”

Between Mary Jo’s fastball and the Pennsylvania grand jury report, that’s going to be a lot of retired priests.  

Mine’s Skull. 

Every animal dies. Not every animal truly lives.

“I would ass pound them two fags.”

If you own a $40 million yacht and have no better place to put it than fucking Ohio, you deserve anything that’s coming to you.

BBC is known for pounding its subjects hard and at great length

“Congress is dominated by agribusiness; Funai has had its budget slashed. There is a big assault on indigenous rights going on in the country.”

This is a stupid article. Which Is Scarier, Space Or The Ocean?

The infinite unknowable void is way scarier than where Dora and Nemo fuck. 

It’s gonna be real sad when he’s out of football for a few years and he forgets why the rocks are on his porch. 

C’mon Tom, it’s THE Deep State. 

Should have stuck to the rivers and the lakes that they used to

“If you think ICE is racist—is Congress racist because they enacted these laws? Think about that for a minute.”

Right? It’s like, you already have the White House, both houses of Congress, and a guaranteed 5-4 win in the Supreme Court. Now it’s 6-3? Come on.

His brother, Min Muncy, was leading the Mets in having the lowest OPS, HRs, and BBs on the team.

Bruh.