Gruden is a God damn national treasure.

Possibly the worst advice I’ve ever gotten on the internet. Better solution, know your limits and do you

So why should I stick to just two? You don’t really say why just that I should only have two while being socially awkward about it. If I need to drive or be somewhere early the next day then yes stick to one or two but if I have a ride/taxi/uber and everyone else is drinking and enjoying themselves why would I stick…

Professional wisdom suggests that if this is advice you are considering, you should actually be having zero drinks at parties, and also everywhere else.

Nerd.

I would go for Craps.

He’s the hero New York deserves, but not a hero with knees right now.

can you tell me what the next powerball numbers will be?? Because I sure as fuck don’t know if anyone knew about her history. The story doesn’t mention it but you seem so positive. If she had only been in the school for two weeks who would know. How many people had cameras? You speak in plurals but the story speaks of…

I totally see that side of it. And yeah...high school sexuality in a world where everyone has a video camera in their pocket is fucking terrifying.

again, he is 16 years old...so he can’t consent either. Is every sexual encounter among minors rape?

Shit, this breaks my heart.

Totally agree that Caster Semenya has done nothing wrong here, and that it’s unfair that she’s been put in this position (and that this is all a lot murkier than we knew even ten years ago). But there definitely is a fair answer, and it’s the one we had in place before the CAS’s really, really dumb ruling. Caster…

Where is our Nick Denton courtroom Crying Jordan? Pretty sure I can get Mr. Wood some funding.

What would be a better method? Getting law enforcement involved and ruining their lives now and possibly for the foreseeable future?

Two wrongs don’t make a right.

Wait wait wait. Are you telling me an instructor made students stop an inappropriate activity, gave them a way to correct the matter in a discrete manner, and taught them how to self-reflect and learn from their actions so they could have a better future after they were no longer in his care? And he’s won a bunch of…

“I come from a long line of proud dipshits”

As an educator who can appreciate a teachable moment and would want to shield my students from felony punishment for such seemingly minor crimes, this all gives me anxiety, but I don’t have a scrip, so I’ll drink.

Seems reasonable. Better than getting the cops involved and people having their lives ruined.

Deadspin opinion: punishment kinda sorta fits the crime.