Trump’s note 4 years from now:

Bill Clinton fake-coughs into his hand. “I’m so sick,” he drawls. “I think I’ll bail and just binge-watch some ‘Criminal Minds’ instead.”

I’m going to be honest, Ive never heard of this person until yesterday. your last two comments are like Chinese to me, I have no idea who topper is or what DV means ( I assume its Domestic Violence but it could mean dumb vocabulary). Thank you for providing this info. Her life seems confusing and…

No need to get into a back and forth, like I said, I agree with everything you wrote in your OP and in your follow up posts, and by no means do I think you intentionally meant to have such a puntastic final sentence, and was just having a little fun in pointing it out. To your point about the nervousness/anxiety we…

Rodriguez filmed the whole thing with the aid of some sort of camera you can strap to your bike and it looks terrifying.

Don’t lose faith. Authorities released their findings on the cause of the accident...

third prize is hospitalization

athletic trainers were ready with water on the sideline of the workout

We interrupt goddess’s brilliant gif with some more Nick cage. Woo hoo!

She’s there to collect on keeping her mouth shut for the past two years, same as Ivana. Ivana supposedly held out for an Ambassadorship — who knows what Marla asked for.

He’s trying desperately to fill seats. Two for the price of one?

#shrinkage

Ewwwwwww..............

That Taylor Swift’s carefully cultivated Instagram squadron of models, teens, and Lena Dunham would end up at each other’s throats seemed inevitable.

Unrelated but kind of related:

Taylor and the rest of her friends look like they fuck with their bras on.

Whenever I see the name Tinsley Mortimer I just think of an old wall street investment banker . Probably because I’ve seen trading places to many times.

I hate Hannah and the show. The character, and Lena Dunham in general, makes my skin crawl.

I totally barked audible laughter at the Lena Dunham statement - hilarious! Which leads me to ask, what in the world is Girls about??? I started watching it on Amazon Prime and I actually made it to the second season where Hannah has just hooked up with the doctor. I have zero trouble believing the hook-up, but I’m…

ILY for Trading Places! My favorite holiday movie, I watch it every year while I put up my tree and as much as possible in the weeks following.