This happens occasionally in ultra wealthy enclaves in Europe. A Saudi prince was held up in Paris despite a 10-car convoy and troop of armed body guards, back in 2014. There was infamous jewelry heist at Cannes in 2013.

On a recent episode of KUWTK Kourtney was saying she doesn’t post stuff on her social media until later so her followers don’t know her exact location at that time. It was in the episode involving Kylie’s stalker. But like you said earlier, with the paps and stuff it probably wasn’t too hard to find her. But they…

The scarier thing is that this was probably planned out since they had to know where she was staying, what room she was in, know her routine, get the police uniforms, and know where her bodyguard(s) were when they went to her room.

Lol! I’m from Edison originally, living in Somerset County and working in Essex County...I know all those areas.

Y’all have made up my mind. I’m gonna fashion myself a necklace with a vial of bubbles and a wrist corsage of balloons and I volunteer myself as trying to make this fucking mess palatable again! You will all be delighted OR ELSE!

Your friend’s toddler is quite brilliant. I might need to adopt her outlook.

My friend’s toddler went through a phase a few months back where she wanted to travel with a balloon bouquet tied to her wrist at all times. Everyday Balloons, as it were. It was fucking hilarious.

I have a girl, and put her in as many cardigans as I can get away with. Bonus: with a girl you can dress her as your little twinsie for a while, which I will continue doing as long as I can.

They are dressed in such appealingly classic clothing. These children are clean and rosy and chubby and smiling and dressed like picture book characters. Only a weirdo could resist their darling cuteness. When we attend events, I dress my baby in classic styles, also, and people just GUSH over her.

He’s grinning as if they were hundreds of boobies falling from the sky.

Seconded on bubbles. Improves every situation exponentially.

Balloons 2016! Apparently the only joyous thing about 2016. Maybe we should start dropping balloons in public places and at rallies and protests in an effort to unite us all in childlike wonderment? And bubbles, let’s throw in bubbles too.

Whomever the balloons’ publicist is, they are finally doing a better job.

the knee socks on baby George just break my heart into a thousand pieces

Oh my god, I just can’t. Look at his face! This will never get old

I have no idea what it is about these royal babies, but I cannot get enough of their cute little faces and old-timey outfits.

Balloons 2016!

Balloons are Having A Year!

Are you sure that that’s Princess Charlotte and not just a back up clone of Prince George a la Never Let Me Go? I’ve never realized how similar they look!