He spent too much time in the Iron Man suit and now his skin has fused to the metal and he won’t fit in the driver’s seat. 

Why? Why won’t Tony Stark be driving it in future Iron Man or Avengers movies? Does it get stolen or something?

I zoned out wondering how the rest of the world came to a screeching halt, yet audi kept developing concept cars post apocalypse.

Glad to see I wasn’t the only one who noticed that. I think I zoned out for the next few seconds of movie just wondering wtf that was.

This is much creepier than a giant snake. The toots, man. The freakin toots! Make them stop!

I love these tank engine mods. They are ridiculously stupid but they bring me so much joy. 

The snake never really bothered me overmuch (no spoilers for late game, either)--but that whistle will haunt me to my grave.

If you skipped over Aston in the nineties, you missed this:

Their Mustang is my favorite car on this planet. 

Looks like the Bugatti EB112 concept, which tried and failed to impress the world with the “Art Deco Slug” aesthetic (also in ‘93):

They also once build a Mustang.

PASSPORT JASON. PASSPORT.

Happy Friday! Instead of doing anything useful today, I suggest using your office’s resources to print out and build this 1971 Ford Pinto model. Not that you can see the extreme-rear location of the gas tank on the bottom there, which would become a big deal later in the Pinto’s life.

I’ve got 99 problems but George Lazenby doing a celebrity endorsement isn’t one. 

I can’t read Afrikaans, but that old print ad seems to be saying you are a c*nt if you’re in the showroom, and something about tweens chilling in classy wagons.

Meanwhile in South Africa you could also get The Chevrolet “Little Chev” Firenza V8 which was a Vauxhall Firenza Coupe with a DZ302 in it.