Hot: Cheese (I.e. Grilled)

Except in Minnesota.

Whenever I try to explain the nit picky rules like in field fly or balk to my couldn’t care less wife I just use the old stand by that the rule is there to prevent the team from cheating their way into getting an out. Within a minute she vehemently agrees with me that it was total bullshit and my team got robbed.

Don't leave me hanging. How?

My father in law is like that even though he keeps the pamphlet from his provider with all the channels on his coffee table. We circled the HD package that tells him what the channels are for every station in HD. And when we come over goddam channel 25 SD CNN is on without a doubt.

My wife bought me low sugar grape jelly (because fuck strawberry jelly and every single person that tries to put that on a PBJ sandwich) because she knows I pretend to try and want to be healthy. Take that low sugar jelly and put it directly in the trash. It doesn’t spread, it isn’t sticky-gloopy, it’s not jelly.

I bring PBJ sandwiches into work for lunch everyday of the week (except Wednesday’s when the cafeteria sells buffalo chicken wraps). Sometimes on weekends if we aren’t doing anything for lunch I will eat PBJ for lunch then too. My wife can’t understand how I eat the same thing every day. Peanut butter is the answer to…

Yeah, you’d definitely want to buy a broken, for parts GameBoy of eBay. Raspberry pie is a dream retro gamer’s rebuilt all-in-one console. I’m planning an NES myself. I think the idea of multi-platform versatility is great, but I kind of want my NES box to play just NES games. Something about playing a SNES or GBA…

the guides for turning raspberry pi into an emulator look remarkably easy. I don’t even have any Linux experience and I think I can pretty much do it. I can’t imagine if you don’t sell it how you could get in trouble for copyright enfringement. If you can’t legally buy a 1987 NES game anywhere, what are your options?…

I definitely get the retro feel; nostalgia is 75% why anyone would do this. I’m doing something similar, but far easier with a NESberry, but the problem with my project and the one here is that we picked the worst systems to do this on. The only controller less comfortable than an NES is the game boy system. And now…