Chandler: OH MY GOD if you say that one more time, I'm gonna break up with you!!

They both saw the future president in an elevator. Which is fucking bonkers.

One of my favorite jokes from the show is Ross is whining about how fast Rachel is dating again and Chandler very correctly responds with, "You slept with someone and hour after you thought you broke-up! Bullets have left guns slower!!

I swear to high heavens if when meeting Stallone, Kevin says hey my father looked a lot like when you were younger I will quit this damn show! I swear!!

I got into a fight with someone in my family and I used a similar point, if the Clintons are soooooooo underhanded and deceitful wouldn't Hillary be in the White House? And I swear to god this is what he said, "No, because the majority of Americans saw through them." I almost had a stroke. Facts don't matter anymore…

"So bottom line is we were trying to distract the public/investigations looking into this whole Russia nonsense. Speaking of which there is nothing to this Russia thing anyway." -A group of totally innocent people

I had to look it up! Because I remember him saying he wouldn't have caught the ball. But Wikipedia told me, he never said anything like that and if he had, he only said it to make Bartman feel better. Do with that what you will.

I guess. I personally could not care less about that stuff, but I understand how others could. Thank you internet stranger!

Also, IIRC there wasn't anyone covering first base. The old man would have had to run like hell to first.

I can still see him hoisted up on the shoulders of elated Yankee fans to this day.

HIS GLOVE WASN'T TO THE GROUND. But wild pitches, loading the bases and Bob Stanley not warming up didn't help either.

2017: Sammy Sosa looks weird.
(probably the cubs fault)

Do you remember when that kid helped the Yankees with a home-run? He was a hero. I'm not sure what my point is other than fuck the yankees.

Larry David did it in 2011.

Ah! I guess that makes sense. But in all honesty who goes to a baseball game only to sit there the entire time shut off from everything going except for whatever is blaring in your headphones? Also, you could bitch about every pitch. Make the hundreds of dollars it costs to go to games worth your while.

Those seated people were there to help!!

What part does it enhance though? Figuring out the ruling a split second before everyone else does? I truly don't understand why people do it. I'm with you, the delay would be infuriating.

A high pop-up that his glove was not under.

Ugh me too

Ehhhhh he wasn't a great outfielder. But I suppose Wrigley should carry some blame. More so than Bartman