Believe him! Though I’d never admit that.

“In an exclusive interview with Fox News, Sanders stated that she was leaving her position at the White House to spend more time with her family, and that roll of duct tape she uses to straighten her face out.”

Yeah, it was a lumbering mess for the most part. I have no issue taking the premise into a different direction, just as long as it’s an interesting.

We regret to report that premature ejaculation has doomed another Cruz missile launch.

I stand with this woman so damn hard!

“Code red was created by likely a journalism school graduate,”

Spock: I reject you hypothesis as illogical.”

Bottom pic:

Ha!

“Bring out the Vulcan gimp!”

“He’s fucking dead, Jim!”

I thought it was Lt Governor Dan Patrick!

You make an account just to make this comment?

Digital Panhandlers. 

In those sunglasses, she looks like Roger Stone in drag.

I’m curious how much they make considering they only write maybe one to two articles a day, and usually half of those articles are just pasted material from a linked story someone else wrote for another publication.

Oh, it gets batter:

When specifically asked his opinions on Ted Cruz, Boehner made a face, drawing laughter from the crowd.