He was clawing at some book as they were dragging his hobo ass out. Can anyone identify it?

Maybe he picked up syphilis in his raping escapades.

Maybe he shouldn’t have been such a shit to his hosts:

Weird there’s no news on Splinter about the Bernie Bros favorite rapist Julian Assange being arrested.

She stuffed it in her huge Hermès handbag.

Member when people were starting to think Glenn Beck was actually not a horrible fucking monster?

They were ALL black churches dip shit.

I remember as a kid my mom chasing off SCABS when she was a union officer for CWA. Good times!

The Splinternews version of, “Some People are Saying...”

Reminds me of the Oldboy poster.

The new title is Touched by a Psychotic Golden Girl.

I prefer Gattaca/Mr. Ripley Jude Law.

Before the series had begun, George said he was not going to pull a Lost, so I still have cautiously high hopes.

He can afford it. He just doesn’t want to do it.

My mom was a union officer for the CWA, who taught my sister and I when we were younger to tip well. Hell, she still tips workers in the drive-thru windows.

Quitter!

Ha! I was thinking half those guys could pass for a ‘Niles’.

Say hello to your new overlords!

Nothing says “power to the people” quite like the term, “Private-Equity Firm.”

Can anyone pick up a reboot card or just their squad mates? I’d love to bring someone back I just shot just to shoot them again.