Oh, I insist.

HOW RUDE!

The main header image is from Aurora, IL.

Let’s not forget about the Legacy admissions of Ivy League schools. No bribery required- you just have to be stinking rich :

“I don’t know how much of school I’m gonna attend,” she shared with her nearly 2 million subscribers, after explaining her extensive work schedule. “But I’m gonna go in and talk to my deans and everyone, and hope that I can try and balance it all.

It wasn’t charm that helped him avoid the repercussions of his actions, it was his power as a film producer. 

Well, stop promoting it for them.

Is that Tomato Face? It’s hard to keep up!

Conservatives don’t actually mind having these things. They just don’t want the “other people” having them.

Blatantly murdering women. You can tell me the woman that stabbed him wasn’t defending herself from his rapey ass.

Hold your nose? Why don’t you simply start a party you’re happy with? 

If it was possible for Disney to artificially boost box office numbers, they would’ve happily done it with Solo. :P

They’re already pretending like Disney ‘fixed’ the box office numbers.

Which I guess makes it the first official ‘Stan Lee’ appearance of the films?

The opening of the movie is so ridiculously dark I was squinting for the full first half-hour

The Trump blessed addition goes for $1500.

I think stretching out the impeachment investigation is more important than getting to the actual impeachment. Just keep releasing deplorable new Trump material daily up until the next election.

She looks like a couch with a lazy cushion.

Just wait until the Great Media Purge of 2020. When Trump’s gone, you’re gonna see a huge slash in digital and print employment.

There is a seven year old story about Marines arresting a woman for molesting a 6 year old. A horrible alleged crime, but I can’t find any other information on the case outside the original story which makes me wonder if the charges were dropped? Perhaps she didn’t warm up to his advances and he created charges to…