They also said their band name totally wasn’t a euphemism for semen.” WHEN WILL THE LIES STOP EDDIE? WHEN!!!”

To illustrate how much things had changed, my father (now in his 70s) always talked about how he and some classmates were doing some skit or class project in high school that involved a gun, a rifle. He said that he brought the gun from home and during lunch brought it into the school to the class. During the walk one…

Remember when Jon Stewart lit Tucker Carlson’s little bow tie wearing ass on fire on Crossfire, and then CNN cancelled the show as a result? Good times.

I’ve got one already!

Oh yeah, the Pickman place. They spruced up the basement after the family transitioned from painting to investments.

Any bets this was resurfaced by right wing trolls to make a distraction?

I also liked Savageland, which is available on Prime. It’s a strange film—the horror is implied through photos developed from a single role of black and white film. But it BOTHERS me. I view horror films through the lens of “What would I do if I were in this situation?” (answer: die horribly, most of the time). The…

No, it’s ass. The first 15 minutes are solid. The interviews and set up of the myth and the set up for the actual story with the two kids. It’s all done really well and I actually believed they found an unreleased 70s film or a rare one and just used that to build the film. Then it all falls apart and became exactly…

Were there any kind of rides that it was safe to take with Ted Kennedy?

There’s no way they can make a Mad Max film with a different actor playing such an iconic, pivotal character...

Scoot McNairy seems okay.

With very few exceptions every single live album ever released does not have my approval.

25 million, let alone 1 million is not what I would call a hefty fine for a company that has revenue greater than 5 billion a year, particularly for a public safety issue that is core to what the fuck they’re supposed to be doing. 

I understand the dilemma, just the other day I baked a beautiful loaf of homemade sourdough bread and then before letting it cool completely I carved a hole in it and used it like a fleshlight.

It’s OK to use “would” when guessing about how someone might react to something. You can say, for example “Let’s give John Waters a surprise birthday party. I bet he would love it.”

The funniest entry on this list has to be the Disney wildlife doc The Vanishing Prairie, banned for showing a buffalo giving birth. Truly the sort of prurient, subversive content that will destroy our moral fiber as a nation.

The issue with Titicut Follies is being repeated today. There have been very limited scenes recorded for the news inside the hospitals overwhelmed by Coronavirus cases because of laws regarding patient privacy. Which is good. But as a result we are seeing not just people who are ignorant of the scope, but people who…

“was that how he earned it?”

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