Nobody has anything to say about Doctor Sleep?

Well, as long as we’re posting favorites...

PYLON MUSK!

Or how about the excellent but decidedly non-chrome Lorenzo’s Oil?

“Season Finale” wasn’t the actual finale??

I remember a Reddit thread in which multiple people claimed that their dogs go berzerk at the sound of TV doorbells that don’t even sound anything like their own doorbells.

My Snopes-style report:
Claim: Dr. Phil actually said, “I guess it really comes down to whether or not you are an evil psychopath demon who’s come over here to kill everybody.”
Status : Partial truth. (yellow light)
Details: I watched the video just to find out if he really said this amazing sentence, and basically yes,…

The magic seems to only happens when ALL the members of RATM get together, and I want to believe that it would happen if they got together again. (Cochise is awesome, though, as is its video by Mark Romanek.)

a bit silly to get excited

If I could fart on command, I wouldn’t be hanging out in the comments section on Lifehacker.

A Fish Called Wanda

r/Ghoststories? Huh. Maybe I’ll give it another try. But the best scary stories on Reddit, for me, are in r/AskReddit. You just have to find threads that are big and start with a question like, “What’s the scariest thing that’s ever happened to you?” Some are paranormal and some are not at all. Here’s one of my…

WaPo:

The A.V. Club should report some bad but seemingly inevitable stuff more often, I guess!

I first encountered Bone in a rather un-intimidating place — Disney Adventures magazine.

Disney: Guess what, you guys. We made the spaghetti-eating dogs look more realistic.
Me: Somebody toucha my spaghet!

Aristocats are next I imagine....

Chinese citizen: “What band made this song?”
Chinese government: “It’s not a band, baby, it’s a DJ.”
Chinese citizen: “What DJ made this song?”
Chinese government: “It’s Zedd’s.”
Chinese citizen:“Zedd? Who is Zedd?”
Government: “Zedd’s dead, baby. Zedd’s dead.”

Yes! Linked from my page. I like the game title The World Cant from that one.

I know these “I forced a bot” tweets are a meme, and not meant to be believed, but I actually trained a recurrent neural network to come up with video game titles, and it came up with titles like: