Oh I thought that was Fred Hembeck.

In case it gets buried a little too deep in snark,

Did they know of him as THE Fonz, or not at all?  I just turned 35, and that show had its last season when I was zero years old.

Ha! Patrick O’Gadot. Pronounced oh-gah-DOE.

The film is about all the interesting conversations they have waiting around for the Irishman to show up.

I mean, another reason would be that Krasinski directed Brief Interviews with Hideous Men, and you know, glass houses, stones, and all. 

Further confirmation that it can’t be that cold: 3/4ths of the other people in the photo aren’t wearing winter hats.

Also: No theater in my area (Boston) is playing Destroyer yet. What gives? It was supposed to come out on Christmas. Hopefully it’ll show up this month.

Jack Dorsey supposedly once gave rapper Azealia Banks some of his beard hair, so that she could make a magical amulet to protect him from ISIS

If a dancer can sue a video game company for ripping off his moves, then a video game company could sue dancers for ripping moves from their games.  And like that would suck, maaaaan.

Olive Oyl detected.

I expect you’re wondering what you’re doing soaking in Reg’s eleven secret herbs and spices.

“hard pore cornography”

If you liked The Hudsucker Proxy, you might be interested in this idea I have:

I didn’t realize until this moment that the Schulman brother accused of sexual harassment earlier this year was the younger brother Nev, who was the subject of Catfish, not the older brother Ariel who co-directed it. Also, I love Paranormal Activity 3 and I’m glad those guys (i.e. Ariel and co-director Henry Joost) ar…

How mad would we all be if the movie were CGI instead of puppets?

Using the term “man-child” for college students is like referring to the evening as half-assed nighttime.

Damn I was just scrolling down to see if there was anyone else in the comments section who had seen The Green Fog and didn’t understand it at all. I’m super into collage art, I loved Maddin’s The Forbidden Room, and I’ve seen Vertigo many times, including a screening immediately before The Green Fog. It’s like I…

SNAKES are looked down upon.