Ah you were exactly the kind of young audience member Roger Ebert wrote about in his article about a Night of the Living Dead screening in 1969. (The note at the top was written in 2004, and everything under that is from 1969.) https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/the-night-of-the-living-dead-1968

I hope we’re not getting these “vomit” flavored Skittles next year in place of Cauldron Skittles, which they’ve put out two Octobers in a row now and which is the best variety (apart from the original Skittles with lime, which is no longer available).

Sounds like he doesn’t work well Under Pressure.

They mustn’t! No I was just kidding around. It’s just funny at first because Katie says Hill House is better but actually gives it a worse score than the one assigned for Hereditary. But you’re right, it makes perfect sense if you assume Katie would have given Hereditary a worse worse score.

Hell yeah Katie Rife, that’s my favorite as well.

Why the umbrage?  This is pretty much my go-to response when neighbors criticize my loud quacking.

For all the jokes the AV Club isn’t actually a hive mind...

It says RIGHT there “Hereditary [...] is the most [...] o [...] o [...] o [...] o”!!!!!!!

Chocolate chip cookies with nuts should be called Nut Cookies with Chocolate Chips and shouldn’t be served in, you know, polite company.

Also what’s all this shit about crunchy chocolate chip cookies? If you want to eat something like that, that’s fine, but it should have a different name, like Vastly Inferior Cookie…

“Hereditary: A-” - The A.V. Club
“The Haunting of Hill House, Season 1: B+” - The A.V. Club
“Sorry, Hereditary” - The A.V. Club

I am very familiar with this joke format, and BDCB still got me.

Plus she sang that song about smashing that truck.

It’s probably because of all that rap music he listens to.

uhh dude you forgot to say “and that’s a good thing”

This is everywhere, friend.

Oh interesting, where did you learn all of that?

https://www.catholicleague.org/south-park-creators-are-cowards/

Other movies that are noted for their accuracy but have emotional moments based on inaccuracy:

It’s going to rule when I come back with a ten-foot pole and comment on this article.

I had a T.A. in college who looked like...I forget if it’s Lilo or Stitch, but the ones that’s a blue monster, she looked like that one.