THAT is the correct guy to be here.

Forgot to mention this interesting fact: Eight third-party candidates received more than 537 votes each in Florida in the year 2000.

Nader votes / Bush margin:
FL: 97,488 / 537

I can’t forgive the Green Party for this.

Weird, I read this and then saw an ad on another site for the upcoming film Operation Finale, with Ben Kingsley as Adolf Eichmann.

Wow it’s such an honor to win “Best Picture For People Who Are Into That Sort of Thing, Which We DEFINITELY Are Not”, thanks so much.

I had to read the headline twice. The first time, I saw “Amy Adams” and my brain automatically added the letter “O” in front of “scars”.

I’m a musician, and the album that has inspired my work the most is Beck’s Odelay....but there is something that inspired me and informed my tastes even more than than my favorite album, and that’s Space Ghost: Coast to Coast.

Mønti Pythøn ik den Hølie Gräilen (Bøk) has both the shooting script and the wildly different first draft that takes place in modern day. I remember it being all really great, but I don’t remember if it has anything about a pink knight or a wild west book store. I’m guessing no, or this wouldn’t be news.

The most massive IP I’ve ever been allowed to play with.

I’m still confused by this sentence:

Great point! I forgot to mention that.

The Master had a number of mesmerizing trailers made from mostly footage that isn’t in the film. Fair enough, but one of them is set to a really beautiful piece of music, presumably by Jonny Greenwood, that doesn’t appear in the finished film nor on the soundtrack album. Rah!

You can’t understand that someone would put a joke “out there”?

Yeah it’s one of a number of silly but official Marvel titles. (Micronauts isn’t silly, it just happens to be in this picture I took a while back.)

yeah man I don’t need fun either

No one does this to me, because I get my doughnuts at the source. Franken-donut sounds good though. Unless it’s an Al Franken-donut.

It’s called Great Job Internet, not New Job Internet.

For your enjoyment: Movies whose titles contain the word “ghost” but whose plots unambiguously do not involve ghosts:

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Godspeed+You!+Black+Emperor

So articles are called blogs now? I shudder to think what blogs are called.
Anyway, my favorite Onion articles are:
Coca-Cola Introduces Coke Mandatory (2001)
and
Report: It All Some Kind Of Sick Joke (2011)