“What movie are we watching tonight?” “Us.” “Okay, what movie are us watching tonight?”

I only skimmed your comment, but I think you’d better start hydrating now for that long piss. We can meet in the lobby after.

ME: Hey, can I get $20 cash back?
WALGREENS CASHIER: Yeah, when it asks you about cash, just press OTHER.
ME: Uh, okay....
MACHINE: Do you want cash back? NO / OTHER

I just found this: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RecursiveAdaptation

Yes, a thing being adapted into something else and then back to its original form. Other examples include Hairspray (2007 film), Planet of the Apes (the film novelization), and Cookies & Creme Oreos. I was just saying the other day, they ought to be called Oreos: The Movie: The Cookie!

Imagine being the guy who created the yellow smiley face for Wal Mart.

Well, for now there are 0 GWIAGAHAE winners.

There’s, like, rapping and stuff too.

My family and I passed through that town on that day, just before the rampage started. We saw it on the news that night. They were interviewing everybody on the street and, I swear to God, every single person they spoke to said some variation of the following: “Well...I mean, I can see where he was coming from.”…

Airplane II: The Sequel has one (1) good gag:

It would have been a way more enigmatic stunt if they had just sent potatoes, with no lyrics or hints whatsoever, to their biggest fans, with no return address.

No you’re not, you just called it “white chocolate”.

But what do they call a Royale with Cheese??

Too on-the-beak. Never more.

In the year 2000, I put a Nelly vocal track (Country Grammar) on top of a Phish song and sent it to all my friends. The harmony works really well and it’s so bouncy and happy, but I didn’t post it online at the time, because that’s when the RIAA was suing random people for using Napster, and I figured they’d throw an…

That’s a solid line.

Well, the picture of him and the Walmart yodeler is cute.

their Dana Carvey show doc

too fit and handsome

The filla is there to keep your eyes off the real killa. (Hint: It’s definitely not Godzilla.)