lestermaul
Lester Maul
lestermaul

So stealing.

Boba Fett is the Crocs of shoes.

It’s not about who wins. It’s about whether or not the corporation can profit from televising the fight and if I can parlay it into a promotion....

I feel like someone wanted to make a Shadowrun movie, but didn’t have the rights to Shadowrun so they called it Bright instead.

I know I’m in the minority, but Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 is so freaking good! It’s one of those films that is just so feel good, and that entire final act was amazing!

The Fifth Element has a 72% on RottenTomatoes and who doesn’t love The Fifth Element. The Fifth Element isn’t going to win any grand cinematic awards, but it’s a fun, beautiful movie that I’ll sit down and watch anytime I come across it.

I’m fine with watching something more for the eye-candy and world building. Sucks that the story and characters aren’t there, but knowing what the movie is ahead of time should allow me to appreciate the movie for what it is.

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

I really like the first one, but the second one was so fantastic, and now I’m a total Gunn fanboy. I’m so thrilled he’ll be back for Volume 3. Him potentially helming the MCU after the Russos should hopefully be all kinds of awesome.

Is it flaunting literary privilege to say that anyone going into a production of 1984 without some idea of what they’re going to see deserves what they get?

I was really hoping it wouldn’t be another Destiny/Warframe wannabe. Screw multiplayer co-op stuff. I want single player RPG’s. I want some Bioware in my Bioware games!

I’m gonna wait for the Xbox One X Two X Xbox.

Hah. I love her. Hell of a lot more charisma than Rick too.

No, I won’t. I don’t want Amazon Echo, I don’t want Google Home and I don’t want Siri Speaker.

He (Liefeld) started this whole thing off with a mockup of Jon Hamm as Cable over a year ago. I’m still bitter about it.

“Aren’t you a little ‘awww’ to be a Storm Trooper?”

Only appropriate response:

um, all that whacking of soda bottles at the end, I’m pretty sure the desired effect was to effortlessly slice the bottles in half, not whack them and have soda squirting out the caps...